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Here, have some Reviews

Hey. We're not dead. We've just been . . you know, Busy. Busy desperately trying to chip tiny portions out of our already busy schedules to fit in some Quality Time in which to play the 8.6 billion games being released this month. For instance, I know that I've been spending every waking moment for the two weeks either taking an exam, playing Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow when I should be reviewing for an exam, or playing Shadow of the Colossus when I should be preparing for a hurricane. So see, we've all just been too busy actually playing videogames to have time left to report about videogames.

Somehow, despite all this, I've managed to squeeze out some reviews. So here, have some reviews:

• Fable: The Lost Chapters [PC]
• We Love Katamari [PS2]
• Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow [DS]

See those? I slaved over a hot text editor for weeks to bring you these wonderful reviews. And we've got more in the pipe right now. Personally, I'm in the process of reviewing the unimaginably frustrating "Battalion Wars" and the wonderous game-of-the-year-candidate "Shadow of the Colossus". I also know that ping is currently working on reviewing Quake 2 4, and I was informed a few moments ago that King-Andy will be taking a look at alternative game delivery systems at some point in the near future, though I really know he just wants to take out his aggression against GameFly.

Do you have the ability to write coherently in English? Do you like videogames? Would you like thousands upon thousands of people on the internet to read your semi-coherent ramblings about videogames? If so, then you sound almost qualified to write for us. So if you're interested, please head over to our Contact Page and fill out the form, making sure to select "Writer Application". Or if you're too afraid to write stuff yourself, you can direct us to a specific item of news to report about.

Now that these are all officially posted I can get back to playing Shadow of the Colossus. Not sure when we'll get back to frequent news posting, cause, well, you can read the thread. Schedules are tight right now, I've got to finish up Shadow of the Colossus by Wednesday so I can have a clean plate in time for the plan-destroying might of Civ IV.

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