Reviews
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| BioShock | |
Would you kindly buy this game? |
| Portal | |
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. |
| Team Fortress 2 | |
Only took 8 years, reasonable in Valve Time. |
| Transformers: The Game | |
Fanboys! Transform and roll out! |
| Dark Messiah of Might & Magic | |
Kick orcs in the face with the Source engine. |
| Neverwinter Nights 2 | |
Do you folks like RPGs? |
| Sam & Max S1E1 | |
A good-looking start to a new episodic series. |
| Lego Star Wars 2 | |
Another enjoyable multi-platform Lego SW game. |
| Armadillo Run | |
Fun! With Physics! |
| Gun | |
A bland and frustrating western. |
| F.E.A.R. | |
Some of us liked it . . . |
| F.E.A.R. | |
. . . Others not so much. |
| Quake 4 | |
Not the best Quake, but still good. |
| Fable: The Lost Chapters | |
Still not what Molyneux promised |
| Mount & Blade | |
Party like it's 799 |
| Psychonauts | |
The best platformer you've never played |
| Orbiter | |
Make like NASA and fly |
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| Raw Danger! | |
Live Like a Hobo: The Game |
| Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s | |
Just like in the game, the encore is optional. |
| Okami | |
Not a Zelda game. Honest. |
| Guitar Hero 2 | |
It is suggested that you Get Ready to Rokk again. |
| Disgaea 2 | |
A worthy successor to N1's SRPG masterpiece |
| Liberty City Stories | |
GTA. New. Cheap. |
| Dragon Quest 8 | |
A classical RPG, and all that entails. |
| Guitar Hero | |
The only DPad-Approved Rhythm Game |
| Shadow of the Colossus | |
Epic must-buy adventure game. |
| We <3 Katamari | |
More of the same, which is good. |
| Makai Kingdom | |
Massive and neverending, if you're into that. |
| God of War | |
Do you like dying repeatedly? |
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| Gears of War | |
Epic proves they can make a non-Unreal game. |
| Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter | |
Another played-out Xbox shooter. |
| Fight Night Round 3 | |
EA produces something decent! Amazing! |
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| Metroid Prime 3 | |
Samus' 3D series ends on a high note. |
| Twilight Princess | |
Our Link is a Hylian who turns into a wolf. |
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| Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations | |
HOLD IT! OBJECTION! |
| Phantom Hourglass | |
Wind Waker, Vol 2: Still too short. |
| Picross DS | |
The only puzzle game you'll ever need. |
| Yoshi's Island DS | |
The "DS" stands for "Dis Sucks" |
| Elite Beat Agents | |
Amazing game, if you can get over how goofy it is. |
| Children of Mana | |
Like a Mana game, but without any kind of depth. |
| Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime | |
Slimes. With tanks. |
| Star Fox Command | |
Short, but still Star Fox. |
| Mega Man ZX | |
The best Mega Man game in years |
| New Super Mario Bros | |
A short but worthy successor to SMB3 |
| Metroid Prime Hunters | |
Metroid reduced to a key-hunt |
| Tetris DS | |
Handheld Tetris perfection |
| Mario & Luigi 2: Partners in Time | |
One of the few DS RPGs |
| Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow | |
A SOTN-esque must-buy for the DS |
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| Battalion Wars | |
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! |
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| 2004Mbit Compo | |
While not great games, it's a valiant effort. |